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December 16 Moved!Thats just typical...I post a blog about leaving spaces and I get the most comments I've had in years! LOL Just came over to set my page to "view by me only"!! Thanks for all your lovely comments...and in case you didnt read the last blog, Im now over at myspace! I've already had a few of you add me over there which is great. www.myspace.com/allypallyc December 12 Goodbye Everyone! Well, its time to say cheerio to you all. I was thinking of closing my page a couple of months ago but had second thoughts and decided to keep it open but now I'm totally hacked off with spaces, I can usually handle change but I just dont like the new set up....so I am calling it a day, at least until the new year. I hardly get any visitors to my page anymore..apart from the few regulars and Id like to thank those people for taking the time to comment. You are all brilliant! Wendy, Rob, Abs, Princess Frogett, Cheif Big Knickers, Button, Chris, Paul, Abbi. Sarah & Jaffa although you are not here much..(missed you guys) and to all the new friends I have just made since the changes and to everyone else on my friends list too! So it just leaves me to say, I hope you all have a brilliant Christmas & New Year. Eat, drink and be very merry. Have fun with you families & friends. CHEERS EVERYONE! Love & best wishes to you all Ally x If any of you have a Myspace page or get sick of spaces and decide to move over there my Myspace url is www.myspace.com/allypallyc You can add me there! December 10 To all the men out there....TAKE NOTE! Never give a woman any kind of
household appliance or something that is going to make "housework"
easier. For instance, a blender, a toaster, a new vacuum, one of those
mops they advertise on tv that does everything but suck the life out of
you, anything in a informercial. One allowed choice is a new washing
machine with a turbo spin cycle. (Makes laundry day go by pretty fast
when you can at least sit on it during spin-dry and end up smiling the
rest of the day.) Any sharp objects made by Ronco which slices or dices, or a set of ginsu knives. These may one day be used as a weapon against you when you come home with lipstick on your collar after a "night out with the boys." Do not buy gifts for yourself and pretend they are for her. "Honey, I'm sure you'll get a lot of use out of the new drill I bought you." By then she will have put it to good use by drilling a quarter inch hole into the side of your skull for even thinking she would accept such a lame gift. After a gift like this, you probably won't be around for NEXT Christmas. No name perfume which costs you £1.99, such as Eu de Toilet, which actually smells like the bathroom, moldy fruit, or your dirty socks. If you are going to buy her perfume, spring for the brand names. Any type of cubic zirconia jewelry you see on the Home Shopping Network. It will be quite embarrassing when she is showing off that fabulous diamond to her friends and tries to cut glass with it. (We actually test them you know.) Also, now would not be a good time to buy her that set of diamond nipple clamps you always wanted to, you know how we like to show off our jewelry and it could get embarrassing at the New Year's party when she decides to show them off to your buddies. Please do not buy her clothes because you think for one minute you have good taste in woman's clothing. Well, perhaps you might if you are a transvestite, but all in all, believe me, she'll smile and say its beautiful while choking back tears and mumbling under her breath, "were the hell would I ever wear this outfit without being arrested for bad taste?" An additional hint, plaids do not go with stripes (even though you think your golfing outfit looks just fine). Its a known fact to the rest of the world that that is a taboo. Do not give her a gift certificate Weight Watchers. Most men would know better, especially the ones who have learned the correct response to "do these pants make me look fat." If you are one of the poor souls who still doesn't get it and purchased a gift like this, be prepared for the silent treatment for a month. (Although that may be something you would actually look forward to.) A better alternative would be hiring a Chippendale dancer as a personal trainer to get her motivated into getting fit. December 09 Santa is a woman!!
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hi al hope your well xxjen
xxjen
hi ally hope your well xxjen
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